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And now for something completely different ... --Monty Python
And now for something completely the same ...
All men are mortal.  Socrates was mortal.  Therefore, all men are
Socrates. --Woody Allen
Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by the general
public.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. --Woody
Allen
"Here's something to think about:  How come you never see a headline like
`Psychic Wins
Lottery'?" --Jay Leno
I'm not afraid of death -- I just don't want to be there when it happens.
--Woody Allen
If only Dionysus were alive!  Where would he eat? --Woody Allen
Life is wasted on the living. --Douglas Adams, Rest. at Edge of Univ.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. --Douglas Adams, Hitch. Guide
What is comedy?  Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making
them puke. --Steve
Martin
Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing. --Walt Kelly
The best cure for insomnia is to get a  lot of sleep. -- W. C. Fields